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THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

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I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
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Might be best

When something could possibly be the best thing ever but is not confirmed to be the best thing ever. Everyone who says it might be best is questioning the other person to confirm that it is in fact... best.
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National grab the best ass around you day

When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.
"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."
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Guy Best Friend

If you ever have a choice between a boyfriend and a guy best friend, pick a guy best friend.

He acts annoying as heck, but he's funny, sweet, and caring around you. He can always put a smile on your face and makes you laugh so hard your stomach hurts. You'll like him eventually, and he'll like you one day, but that won't get in the way of your friendship. You two have such a strong bond. You tell him everything, trust him more than anyone, and love him to death (but not romantically). Your friends always joke about you two being a couple or getting married one day. You spend every second you can with him because he makes your life so much better. His hugs are the best, and he'll always hold you when you're sad. You two have so many inside jokes and so many memories together. When something amazing happens, you always go to him first no matter what it is. He's the goofiest, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, and you two are always acting like crackheads together. The bond between you is inseparable, and you'll probably stay friends even as adults.
I have a guy best friend and he means the world to me. I'm so scared of losing him next year when we leave our middle school and possibly go to different high schools. Thank you for always being there for me <3
by justadepressedteen<3 August 31, 2022
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best friend

best friend is a person who will love you even when you can’t love yourself
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The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...
Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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the best, the most beautiful, the amazing

You.
Yup, you
You are the best, the most beautiful, the amazing. :D
-I am in search of the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person! Do you know him or her?
-Haha! You don't know who the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person is? It is the person reading this!
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