White Sox hat

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.

“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
“Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”

by Playaplaya July 24, 2022

HAT

a unit of measure - superior to " INCHES " or " CENTIMETERS "

pete's dick is 7 hats long - wish mine was as big as that

by bluescreenbastard September 6, 2005

san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.

by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

hat trick fuzzy button

A phrase used by pedos online to trade stories

Just tell your friends it is operation hat trick fuzzy button.

by Professor Dick Down September 17, 2021

common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

High Level Hat Trick

The act of blowing a load in a woman's anus then vagina and then mouth in 3 separate times in a 24hour period.

" yo I scored a High Level Hat Trick on my sexy gf today. And she took it like a champ she's definantly a keeper."

by SJD October 24, 2012