vacation dick

An extremely large dick that you fuck when your away on vacation

Sydney took the largest vacation dick ID ever seen when we visited Hawaii.

That vacation dick made me stay in bed the rest of my vacation.

by Scottybutters June 17, 2016

vacation syndrome

when you go on vacation and all the girls appear to be hotter than the girls in your hometown, usually because you're only paying attention to the hot ones. (applies to day trips as well)

A: Dude I got Vacation Syndrome cause the ass here is ridiculous!

J: lol did it give you yogurt pants?

A: You know it, there are NO ugly chicks here!

by goldenwings173 January 28, 2014

vacation flu

The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.

Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.

by Bossy Larry December 2, 2013

Funemployment Vacation

A vacation one takes when one is unemployed and not looking to be employed; usually subsidized by some sort of governmental aid benefits, i.e. Unemployment, SSI/Disability

Helen: "my California adventure is drawing to a close and I will be heading back home one week from today"

Don: "Funemployment vacation over, sad"

by DMBGirl1122 February 3, 2010

Vacation Jetlag

The difficulty in getting up early in the morning, similar to that experienced when returning from a trip to a time zone to the west, caused by staying up late and getting up late during vacation.

"Oh, man, sorry I was late for that morning meeting. I've got a bad case of vacation jetlag that I can't shake."

by j404 January 5, 2010

vacation dick

A large penis you wouldn't naturally want on the regular.

Girl 1: I couldn't have sex with him everyday he has a vacation dick.

Girl 2: So Maybe come back to it in a few months?

by Anarallath June 11, 2016

Jamaican Vacation

the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.

Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."

by dirft84 February 3, 2010