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glass stallion

a man who walks around with much bravado, but in reality has a fragile ego (as if made of glass)
Most LA chads are glass stallions, snobby and pompous on the surface as relates to having the best clothes and attending the coolest parties, but inside they are shallow and insecure, easily shattered by rejection and disdain coming from the fairer sex
by barnstormer22 February 17, 2021
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Stallion

Jack, a young stallion, strides majestically through the crowd, touches a guitar, and angelic music comes out of it magically
by Sethplus March 7, 2025
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Domestic Stallion

Noun. A stay at home dad. Particularly in an area known for outdoor recreation.
Person 1: What does Randy do for a living?
Person 2: His wife makes bank so he just takes his kids on hikes and bike rides; he’s a domestic stallion.
by Speedy Anteater June 12, 2024
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See the stallion

Drink up ama see the stallion, back now.
by Step lupid April 14, 2024
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Fuck Stallion

(Used Ironically/sarcastically) a wuss, cuckold or total bitch. A male who would struggle to bench press 1/5 of his body weight.
"Did you see Wally trying to curl the olympic bar earlier?"
"Yeah. Wowza, what a fuck stallion.
by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024
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