by ITSSPOOKED February 13, 2022
by Bigboypeter April 30, 2019
The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 03, 2013
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A person guilty of drunk dialing coworkers from late night restaurant establishments, all the while indulging in breakfast food with strangers and leaving fragmented voicemails regarding the aforementioned foodstuffs.
Dude, I just picked up a voicemail from your friend at 3AM referencing Moons Over My Hammy!! Oh man, she must've been Spook Sloppy!
by TPayne June 23, 2010
A comfy, knitted hat, often topped with a pom-pom a symbol of french-canadian nationalism in which Africans have slithered their way into and have a beaten variation of said hats. This can also come informs of the hat being worn over the face with 3 distinctive cavities cut into it such as eye-holes and a hole cut for the mouth for respiratory reasons for you need to be able to breathe in a robbery and a hasty escape.
Man 1: *At shelter* "That hat looks in decent condition" *upon turning it around comes into realization of the condition of the hat*
Man 2: "Nah uh u dont want that, you might catch a nigger knife to your rib while under the underpass wearing a spook-toque like that."
Man 2: "Nah uh u dont want that, you might catch a nigger knife to your rib while under the underpass wearing a spook-toque like that."
by SirBrainum December 24, 2023