Fit and sit

Trying to Fit into jeans while sitting on your bed

“Bro once i woke up i was almost late to class but i still got to fit and sit”

by Rascal lolie August 10, 2019

Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019

donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate

Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.

by Danikinssss January 06, 2021

Sit on a candle

A common phrase in Nigeria referring to the medieval punishment of stripping someone down naked and making them sit on a chair with a hole in it and putting a candle slowly burning their genitalia

Go sit on a candle

by John markings May 31, 2021

Sit The Ass

Urban/hip-hop meaning for anal sex. When a sista sits down on the lap of a man so that his penis goes into her booty hole.

Sit The Ass, as in "Let me sit this ass on you"...Beyonce in Rocket

by omjo34 July 08, 2019

Sitting Colors

Essentially, passing, doing, or getting through something with mediocrity or mild talent

Jeremy had passed his finals with sitting colors, and had gotten a lackluster grading of C-

by Orionartz August 30, 2023

out-sit

When you use a public restroom (e.g. at work) and are about to have a loud and embarrassing session, but another person comes in, causing you to hold it until they leave. After they leave you are free to let loose without fear of being laughed at.

Jim: Dude, you were gone for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, I had a nasty burrito for lunch and then had to out-sit 2 guys that came in to piss. I didn’t think I would make it!

by TACOpolo March 06, 2009