Kenneth Alexzander Rivas Jr

Kenneth Alexzander Rivas Jr is an amazing and funny guy who knows how to make people smile. He’s super tall and really athletic. He’s so good at basketball and he always makes every girl he sees gawk and fall for him. Kenneth is the type of guy you want to come to your party to make you feel safe and content. Kenneth is the type of guy who can be vulnerable if he trusts you. Kenneth is a great person, and you would be happy to know him!

Girl: omg have you seen Kenneth Alexzander Rivas Jr today?
Girl 2: omg yes, Kenny looked so cute today while he was playing basketball

by RozuRoxUrWrld May 5, 2023

Kenneth<3 my bae

Fr the love of my life i love him so much. He is so amazing and brooo he is sooooo fine like you should see this dude<33 ANDD he's fr so nice to me like kinda making me feel pretty and shi tbh. His hair to omg its so nicee. Gonna marry this dude ngl he's soo perfect ahhhh but He's all mine tho no one else's

Kenneth<3 my bae Is all mine though not yours

by Ava_k0121 July 5, 2022

National Send Kenneth Nudes Day

On October 20th it is every girls duty to send a Kenneth nudes

Girl 1: “OMG it’s October 20th and I still haven’t sent Kenneth Nudes”
Girl 2: “Girl it’s National Send Kenneth Nudes day you gotta hurry”

by K-sizzle222 October 17, 2020

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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

Kenneth Lamar Noid

Kendrick Lamar's paraNOID schizophrenic and bipolar alter-ego who crashed out on The Noid by Domino's in 1989 citing him believing that Domino's Pizza was targeting him resulting in the shut down of the mascot. He was so mentally damaged that the court adjourned him citing that he literally had no clue wtf he was doing cuz he was so mentally gone.

Good Kid m.A.A.d City makes me feel like Kenneth Lamar Noid.

by pseudoepherdine consumer November 21, 2024

Kenneth

A fat piece of shit who doesnt take showers

Ew thats kenneth we have to move to Cali now

by Jkskskdjdj October 5, 2020

Kenneth Carlsen

Kenneth Carlsen was a famous tennis player, well known for his big hands and how he could circulate two balls at the same time. A Kenneth Carlsen is the fact of a person being man-handled by his balls.

Don't dare give me another Kenneth Carlsen, my balls are sore.

by Skytten_22 December 20, 2023