Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.
by The Bakery February 22, 2022
by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021
An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)
by eggmanlovestails July 10, 2018
Bringer of definitions.
by BLAM! November 05, 2004
A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.
Guy: Jacob, you suck balls
Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !
(loud squelching sounds)
Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !
(loud squelching sounds)
Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
by schizophremadness March 01, 2018
always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner
by iynez February 13, 2020
by Jablimpy February 07, 2022