Death by cockshot

When a man blows a load down your throat and it goes down the windpipe

Omg it's suffocating me! I'm gonna unalive from death by cockshot

by Hac6395 June 5, 2025

Raldi's crackhouse

epic game, mod for baldi basics

Proffesor YN: Yo hop on on my CoC,
you: get on raldi's crackhouse
raldi: *dies from crack*
Proffesor YN: holy shit he fucking died in a fucking game

by RaldisCrackhouse December 25, 2025

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019