“Dale had a Cornhole-Filet with his dog Fluffy, so his wife divorced him and he was ostracized by everyone around him.
by Legen_LLLLLLLLLLLLLLJ2Kool October 7, 2022
Get the Cornhole-Filetmug. Action derived from the recreational game of the same name where individuals attempt to out wit each other with subsequent puns or corny jokes.
Me: This girl I met on Tinder and I got into an intense match of cornhole while texting earlier.
Friend: The game would have ended sooner had you all not been texting at the same time...
Friend: The game would have ended sooner had you all not been texting at the same time...
by HPwins10pts4Gryffindor June 12, 2018
Get the Cornholemug. "After the perpetrator killed this guy, he rolled him over and cornholed him about 30 to 40 times...see that? That's a posthumous, multiple cornhole entry wound."
by Kal The Destroyer November 5, 2023
Get the Cornholemug. by Retired muppet March 20, 2025
Get the Porcelain Cornholemug. When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Get the Cornhole TP Tossmug.