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Cartoon Network

A channel with an Interesting history. First it just aired reruns of old shows. But then around the mid to late 90s they started getting original programming. This started the first good age of Cartoon Network. But then around the mid to late 2000s it went downhill. The original shows have ended and they started putting out live action shows, ON CARTOON FREAKING NETWORK! Fortunately in 2010 came adventure time and later that year regular show which helped revive the network. Other good shows came later too like the amazing world of Gumball and Steven universe. And there where NO MORE LIVE ACTION SHOWS! This started the next good era and this is also the era I grow up on! they where doing great again! But then came teen titans go. While the show is bad that’s not even the worst part. The worst part is that they would not stop airing it! This caused the channel to go downhill again. However I still stand by it not being worse than the CN real era, since at least here they still had all the good shows I mentioned. Then TTG reruns have fortunately slowed down now but the channel still needs some better content to become great again like the where a decade ago.
Cartoon Network is at least better than nick is now and has been for about a decade
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Akaviri cartoons

Slang for anime, used in The Elder Scrolls shitposting communities. Akavir is a landmass to the east of Tamriel, the main setting of the games, which culture mirrors that of real-world Japan.
Azura spends too much time playing videogames and watching Akaviri cartoons.
by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred February 29, 2024
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Fucking Cartoon

"Dr." Kent Hovind as I had called him this via my facebook page. Noted as Eric posted, "The swearing. Not Cool."

The now hilarious crack became the taunt of human-dinosaur coexistence dogma. As "Flintstones Christianity" and "Cartoon Theology" emerged from the joke as it came from the barrage of tumblr posts I did. I had seen his followers attempt to use Answers in Genesis as a website to refute me as I was using real science websites and the local CBS affiliate which did an article about The Tully Monster fossil at Mazon Creek in Grundy County. Shrews sent me sketch of this after writing my crossover into Science Fiction the first time.

The actual exchanges became the FictionPress biting science fiction satire, The Thing That One Finds based from Forbes, a thesis I found on Academia.edu which deconstructed the thesis from the pseudo-college Patriot University as Rational Wiki also chronicled. I had pointed out I was an accidental curator of a museum in print as I coined the terms "Museum of Nothing" and "Bullshit Museum" as these alleged creation "science" museums are.
Eric Hovind via "Dr." Kent Hovind's page, "As for the swearing. Not cool"

Me -- "Kent, if you believe humans and dinosaurs co-existed it would not look like the Flintstones but more like Carnosaur, you Fucking Cartoon."

I went to the YouTube video page where "Yer a Fucktard" video is hosted, my comment "He's a fucking cartoon" as the creator was cracking up because I was fresh from making the crack on Hovind's facebook page via my own public page as a comment. Oh shit, Uneducated Huckster blocked me twice -- first on facebook then on twatter oh that's cute :laughing: go to a community college and take a few real science classes huckster. The barbs on Creation "Science" Evangelism's facebook page became darker and edgier as I invoked jokes referring to Richard Matheson and H. P. Lovecraft as the setup for the zing at the King James Version Only offspring. Implying going to one of their Independent Baptist church services with Richard Matheson's book "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" and opening to the story called The Children of Noah. The Call of Cthulhu reference got some howls. Some in horror circles noted, "Not even Turtle Boy had the stones to do that. And even funnier you invoked controversy just for laughs."

Two Ton Anvil cracks, "You just love poking a stick in a hornets nest." Even more howls ensue from the heavy metal community as I pulled out Iron Maiden's myspace playlist on the tumblr post with the Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye debate.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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cartoon face

A person who has the facial structure, hair style, and features heavily resembling a cartoon character.
Joe: Hey do you know Mitt Romney?
Shmoe: Ya, he's that guy with with cartoon face.
Joe: True.
by db1000000 September 21, 2023
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