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head of cattle

When getting head for a friend and just as you are about to cum you pull as hard as you can on the back of their head so as to ramrod them and yell moooooooo mooooooo. It is best if done like the cow being branded on the Family Guy hit TV show.
Derin was giving me a BJ and just as I was about to bust a nut I gave her the ole head of cattle. Moooooooo mooooo.
by Shockmasta January 27, 2017
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Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019
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Caudal and Cantle

A term commonly used when a male human has attempted to mate with a horse, but said horse has decided to bolt for freedom while unfortunately tangling itself to the spurs of the ‘horse riders’ boots resulting in them being pulled along the ground, covered in hay, excrement and an erection the size of a snake.
Have you seen John since the Caudal and Cantle? I don’t think he’ll be getting that veterinarian of the year award after all.

I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream

Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!
by CrudePierre November 3, 2021
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