Brexit

The first poo of the day, and therefore your breakfast exit.

'My brexit pattern runs like clockwork, 8:30am every morning without fail.'

'The first thing I do when I arrive at work is to take my brexit, then grab a coffee, and then I am ready for business.'

by mr loldem October 20, 2019

Brexit Bump

Meaning 1: An issue in your life that can likely be boiled down to Brexit either being something that happened as a result of Brexit or something that Brexit did that made your life more difficult.

Meaning 2: A baby born during the Brexit period (2016-2020)

"Hey Sarah, I now have to sell my villa in Spain because of Brexit"
"Yeah, that's such a brexit bump"

"Yo Tony, did you know that Lea was born in 2018?"
"No way, I didn't know that she was a Brexit Bump"

by Tailor of Chaos February 12, 2023

Brexit

Sexual position. When u promise to pull out but you don't.

Ugh jack is such a fuckface be pulled a brexit on me last night

by A_really_annoying_person November 9, 2019