Brandon

Has A set of Dragon ballz ;)

Brandon's Dick is so big I put it all the way down my throat.

by Hillyhocker May 28, 2018

Brandon

A straight God. Once sad to be rank Legend, Feared for his skinny arodinamic fingers, praised for his dual weild Clash Royal plays.

yo Brandon's a goooooooooooood
"yoooooooooo look at how that Brandon uses his two fingers" "look at how aerodynamic they are"

by Himatbye January 9, 2019

Brandon

вʀαηɗση ωєʀє ɗσ ι ѕтαʀт? ℓєт'ѕ ѕєє вʀαηɗση ιѕ тнє мσѕт αмαzιηg вσуƒʀιєηɗ уσυ ċαη нανє. нє'ѕ ℓσνιηg αмɗ ċαʀιηg. нє ωιℓℓ ηєνєʀ ℓєανє уσυ. нє ιѕ αη αмαzιηg вєѕтƒʀιєηɗ. уσυ ωιℓℓ ηєνєʀ gєт вσʀєɗ σƒ нιм. нє ωιℓℓ кєєρ α ѕмιℓє ση уσυʀ ƒαċє 24/7.

I think I like him? Yup he's a Brandon!

by ____ʀαηɗσм____ January 12, 2014

brandon

A little bitch who loves to shove giant dicks up his ass while watching gay elmo porn

Brandon: Big sucks in peoples asses

by walrusking6758 March 10, 2017

Brandon

A steany, steany, guy. Such a jerk that he doesn’t have a mom to love him. In fact, he’s “soooo good at math” but as a matter of fact, he’s not even in advanced, so screw him

This son of steany little butt, Brandon, is so annoying I could push him off a bridge and not even get arrested for it

by Chezbegurs September 1, 2019

Brandon

brandon has got a gian penis, chicks drool all over when they see him ;)

you know, big ayye? brandon.

by bailfuba August 19, 2011

Brandon

Is a nice guy on the outside, but the people that are really close to him know what he is not just one person. He feels the need to change in order for people to like him. He can't accept the person that he truly is. He is in love with a bitch, and has sacrificed some good friendships for it.

Deep down, he is a good man, he just has a lot of things to figure out.

Which Brandon are you today?

by grahammmm November 6, 2012