jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

by Metal Kite March 19, 2020

Pulling A Jorge

Telling people that you're going to show up somewhere, then texting that you're otw, but then bailing after everyone gets to the place.

Jorge: Yo, you trying to go to Let's Meat?
The rest of the group chat: Yeah, leave now. Be there in 15 minutes.
Jorge: Ok bet.
The group chat: Aye man where you at?
Jorge: I'm 10 minutes out.
The group chat: Hey we're sitting down now.
Jorge: Yeah I'm not coming
The group chat: Always Pulling A Jorge, bitch ass

by B-rizzle90 October 1, 2022

A jorg

someone that talks so much to the point you want to kill yourself

Ah man stay away from him, he's a jorg

by Mc krep July 17, 2020

Jorge

Is a bitch, but cool

Jorge is here "Oh no" or "OH yes"

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jorge Job

The act of pressing two bellies against a dick to jerk it off.'

*In a public romantic setting*

"So babe... I'm kinda feeling the Jorge Job tonight."

"Who the fuck's the third??????"

by George Job January 8, 2025

Jorge

A Mexican kid who is #10 in soccer, very good at it, usually star player. Gets red a lot and often runs home or to class. Also lives in constant fear of bring late or getting in trouble. Favorite color is usually red and stutters a lot and opens his mouth at random.

Jorge, it's okay.

Jorge is never late.
Jorge is the best player/captain on the team.

by Eoa1 March 14, 2017

Jorge

Spanish guy who wants the focking moneys

Jorge: "Give me the focking moneys"

by annmariabent January 30, 2017