Fandom Friend Zone

It is similar to the White Collar Friend Zone in that you have emotionally gaslit yourself, but this time you have brought yourself to cope with your team’s lack of success through fabricated moral victories and self-fulfilling prophecies.

Coley: Guys, I don't really care my favourite hockey team since birth lost 2 straight cup finals, I really enjoyed the togetherness at the Molson Oilers Experience and being with friends to watch every game. It really IS about the journey, not the destination.

KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.

You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.

Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.

KB: Ok, We're Done Here.

by Mike109999 November 12, 2025

Friend Zone

Friend Zone-an unbreakable box where you can never EVER escape. When a person says "lets just be friends" and you want to fucking die because you know they like somebody else. You had a chance and you royally fucked it up my dude.

see; heartbroken, forbidden love, lonely nights, etc.

Person 1: Hey, I think we really hit it off and I want to ask you on a date
Person 2 pulls out pepper spray
Person 1 is now stuck in the Friend zone

by go to bed its 3am June 15, 2022