Bi-Winning

The Charlie Sheen approach to life.
To not care about the consequences of your actions, but to rather just have fun doing them.

Such activities include;
- Getting high on a drug called Charlie Sheen that has the ability to 'melt your face off as your children weep over your exploded body.
- Not pretending like you're not special. You're not gonna pretend like you're not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.

Person 1 - "Some people are calling you insane... Even bi-polar."

Person 2 - ""I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."

by FireBreathingFists March 27, 2011

Bi-Winning

You win here and you win there. That's how you know you're bi-winning

Guy: "Hey man what are you doing?"

Homeless Guy: "What does it look like!? I'm bi-winning! I'm winning here and I'm winning there!"

by YourMothersPieHole March 27, 2011

Bi-winning

Being able to win here and there.

Random News Woman: Are you Bipolar?
Rockstar From Mars: No, I'm Bi-winning

by I'mBi-winning March 30, 2011

Bi-Winning

Bi-Winning, you win here you win there.

I'm not bipolar i'm bi-winning, i win here i win there.

by iAlerion April 1, 2011

Winning

"Winning" -verb. To be high on meth; Tweaking.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary

See also:

Tiger Blood
Goddess or Goddesses
Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen can make love to his Goddesses for days if he's winning on Tiger Blood.

by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011

Bi-winning

To win here and win there; not to be confused with bi-polar.

Chad: Wow Charlie Sheen just went on a 36 hour cocaine bender. He must be bi-winning.
Paul: Yeah he makes Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy eyed armless children. He's got tiger blood man.

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by brochillbro March 18, 2011

Bi-Winning

1. What you are when you're Charlie Sheen, but not bipolar

2. What you are when you're probably bipolar but don't know it yet

Interviewer: You were seen with a suitcase full of cocaine, you are dating two porn stars at once, and you have an penchant for going on the radio and saying things like "fire-breathing fists" Are you bipolar?

You: No, I'm bi-winning.

by SoZn March 17, 2011