pi day

(March 14th)
A holiday celebrated by math teachers and geeks everywhere.
March 14th was the chosen day because pi = 3.14.
Since the next three numbers in the sequence are 159, at 1:59, everyone celebrating must say, "Happy Pi Day!"
And please, don't ask how I know.
J0HNNY: Oh my God! It's 1:59! Happy Pi Day!!
GEEK F0LL0WERS: Happy Pi Day!!!
J0CK: WTF?? Where's the pie?
H0HNNY && GEEK F0LL0WERS: Hahaha! Silly dumb kid!
by love x me <33333333333 March 16, 2007
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Pi Cemetery

When mathematical conjectures or hypotheses on the number π have finally been proved to be false—any hunches or doubts about them have now been put to rest.
In the last half-century, the piece of land initially allocated for pi cemetery has been enlarged a few times to welcome new dead members on its premises.
by Fasters November 04, 2022
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pumpkin pi

what you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter
Hey, pass me a slice of that pumpkin pi.
by thafunkmeister August 29, 2009
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Pi Futurist

A math professor who advises both undergraduate and postgraduate students which area of research on the number π they should embark on in order to increase their chances of getting published in reputable math publications, with minimum frustration and pain.
Dictator Kim is asking comrade Trump whether he’d recommend any ex-lecturer from his now-defunct Trump University, who might be keen to work as a pi futurist for the Pyongyang University of Science and Technology on a three-year contract, with high prospects of securing tenure if local researchers’ submissions grace the pages of math periodicals and journals.
by Covido May 01, 2022
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Pi-Pod

A state of the art, compact, portable electronic device with an LCD display, capable of carrying out complex mathematical calculations.

A calculator.
What's the area of a circle with a 5cm radius? Dammit, why didn't I upload the pi-calculator app to my ipod 5 GTi?

Don't worry, we can check the answer on my Pi-Pod.

*blows dust off calculator*
by jwgrooves January 04, 2012
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pi's time

is

3/14/1592 6:53:58.979
because pi =
3.14159265358979
on pi's time everyone thatts loves pi will be happy
by ppgpp109 March 16, 2021
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Pi Brexit

When math teachers in a school or state can’t see eye to eye on the degree of accuracy the number π should be given in a math question—for example, should the students be asked to take π to be 22/7 or 3.14?
In the aftermath of the “Pi Brexit” war, a red state in the US has recorded at least a dozen resignations from hardcore evangelical math teachers, who refuse to bulge unless the schools agree to use the biblical value of three for π.
by MathPlus October 16, 2021
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