winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts

a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

winston roberts

My sugar daddy

"Flex for me sugar daddy"
(Dedicated to Winston Roberts)

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

Winston

The real one

Your such a Winston

by Persontheperson August 19, 2019

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Winston

Some guy who would yell “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class

“What did you get on the homework Winston?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does our teacher have a skibidi toilet bomboclaat GYATT”

by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston County

A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.

“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”

by Klansman1867 August 13, 2024

Winston

Someone who is going through a identity crisis

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston

by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019