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Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.
"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007
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Shaking Your Ipod

Slang term for guy's masturbating.
Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.
Guy 1: Dude, where did you go? Were you shaking your ipod?

Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........

Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.
by twitchyfuturesuperstar August 4, 2009
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Snaking the pipe

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.
Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*
by the one with the stuff September 28, 2015
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sacking it

sacking is a NZ slang for pussy, scared or trying to run from a fight.
eg: person 1: fuck you wanna fight bro. person 2: nah im algood later bro.
audience: fucking sacking it.
by pissyboytickenontheocean December 14, 2017
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Sacking

The act of being incredibly lazy, as in lying around like a sack of potatoes. One who sacks is often seen lounging on their couch all day playing video games and watching movies.
Jim: "Yo have you seen Alec today?"
Mike: "Not yet. Did you check his apartment? Bet you he's sacking on the couch."
by BroBro23 February 28, 2018
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literally shaking

It's term created by r/bakchodi users of reddit sub. it's a slang to mock randians,commies and porkis who over react to every little things and make simple stuff dramatic.
Normal people: India is about to become 5 Trillion USD economy

randians: I'm literally shaking irght now, i hate this government, that means poors won't be able to live their life and follow minimalism! i will immigrate.
by APOSTATEPROPHET December 13, 2019
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