jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
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red sparrow

Something to call your penis after period sex.
Ela: I'm on my period, wanna create a red sparrow?
by Alexsandr Senaviev March 07, 2018
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