Profile Poachers

The potent people that sit around a users profile for them to post (alliteration)

"Yo how did Dylan get so famous on Tumblr?"
"He's got plenty of Profile Poachers"

by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022

periodic profile-purging

A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).

I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.

That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne

by doubleu December 18, 2010

Rachel Profiling

When you work for an employer for seven years years so he will consent to his daughter marrying you and after 7 years he gives his other daughter who you marry but work another 7 years so you can marry the first daughter (the employer’s second daughter) who you wanted to marry originally and is taking 14 years to pull off.

Why is Jacob still tending Laban’s livestock? Its a case of Rachel profiling.

by Quinto en Camino May 10, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Blazesame profile

The torture target for blazesame. Blazesame loves to beat up this piece of crap that wasn't supposed to ever exsist. Remember kids, always beat up blazesame profile!

I love beating up blazesame profile.

by Blazesame January 27, 2025

Organic Profiling

The ability to better seek out terrorists using race demographics pointing to historical probability but doing so in a manner characteristic with natural growth and evolution.

The administration looks to pursue an organic profiling style as a means to gather support from both sides in the fight against terrorism.

by Soapy Johnson November 20, 2010