When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.
by doubleu December 18, 2010
Get the profile parkingmug. A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).
I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.
by QuacksO December 2, 2018
Get the periodic profile-purgingmug. Hey you can’t judge the other Nathan’s you don’t know. Don’t judge a book by its cover. That’s nacial profiling
by Ayylmao0719 August 28, 2018
Get the Nacial Profilingmug. The ability to better seek out terrorists using race demographics pointing to historical probability but doing so in a manner characteristic with natural growth and evolution.
The administration looks to pursue an organic profiling style as a means to gather support from both sides in the fight against terrorism.
by Soapy Johnson November 20, 2010
Get the Organic Profilingmug. A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.
Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
Get the sock puppet profilemug. The art of having noticeably nicer stuff than your subordinates so that they feel inferior to you. Additionally, the sly-profiler also needs to have stuff that is just slightly less nice than the boss' so that they don't feel threatened but can see that you mean business.
Employee 1: Did you see his new Rolex?
Employee 2: Yeah, He's just sly-profiling because he's tired of being a VP and we are looking for a new C.O.O
Employee 1: Man, we'll never make that much.
Employee 2: Yeah, He's just sly-profiling because he's tired of being a VP and we are looking for a new C.O.O
Employee 1: Man, we'll never make that much.
by steven demic February 22, 2017
Get the Sly-profilingmug. by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022
Get the Profile Poachersmug.