lil baby bitch with a big dicckkkkkk. He look like he a recovering failed heroin addict and likes to cook meth not for profit just for funsiesssss. He goes around offering to give head and likes sticking his penis in gatorade bottles in the community fridge. Then he gets hard and it pops like a bottle rocket. Him and his gay lover love to have threesomes with women who role play as dwayne the rock johnson with hair. they need super hairy eyebrows otherwise it doesn't work. He loves the rock hard experience.
by Dee Perdadi March 23, 2022
Get the mateomug. A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underrated. should be known more. He looks at his two hubbies. loves to massage in different parts of body. His dick might be as large as a regular drumstick
is that Mateo?
by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 31, 2022
Get the Mateomug. 