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Festival Grass

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.
Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.
by snozzi January 29, 2009
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Bitch Grass

A term defining weed that not only causes a burning iritation to the throat and lungs, but lacks potency for anyone but the weakest smokers. Smokers of Bitch Grass include: bitches, middles schoolers, and poor people.
"Man this shit is bitch grass, I smoked three bowls..I ain't even high"
by Pyrocrazyman September 18, 2009
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Raptor grass

Long grass, must be long stem and very green, tall enough to hide a pack of hunting velociraptors.
Come on, keep moving - we’ll be safe just as soon as we can traverse this raptor grass.
by Ally_MK August 16, 2019
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Everett Grass

The man who started the chicken and rice trend of 2019
Did you hear, Everett Grass is in town!
by LongTailinFront March 6, 2019
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The Grass Touchers

A group of really sexy men who get so much pussy
Females: Look at all them hotties over there, the must be the Grass Touchers
by Daddy Hadz April 20, 2022
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grass top

When somebody builds a house in Minecraft out of dirt, and they leave it up for so long the dirt becomes a grass block again. Meaning the roof is a "grass top".
Jamal " Have you seen Emma? She's wearing all leather armor! "
Matt " Yeah, shes such a grass top! "
by ItsProxy June 17, 2019
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Grass Mileage

A means of describing the amount of marijuana consumed per hit.
Dude, I'm all for smoking out of the bong, but this bowl gets way better grass mileage.
by VTvalley2 November 27, 2009
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