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alternative reality

Where what you think is real, is completely different from what the majority of the population thinks is real. A common syndrome of politicians, (un)reality stars and musicians.
Symptoms:

Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.

Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.
Person 1. trump thinks the media is undercutting his achievements.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.
by SofarroundthebendI'mdoing laps January 28, 2017
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Reality Impaired

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.
Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!
by URinMyMind March 13, 2009
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pliant reality

reality produced by either men or environment that can be altered or influenced by men. a situation produced by men that other men have the ability to change, usually because they are the foundation or the customers of the situation. also, environmental conditions such as drought or earthquake whose consequences (on people) can be influenced by men. pliant reality implies situations that have gained acceptance or value through habit and tradition.
This tendency to accept pliant reality as immutable, or the best alternative to chaos, is for me one's rejection of himself, his intelligence, and his potential.
by Johny November 4, 2004
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done with reality

Finished with life. Usually said by someone who is planning on floating away into the dream world.
Person 1: Bye guys, I'm done with reality!
Person 2: Okay, bye!
by Anon who is done with life April 13, 2014
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reality glitching

Does reality glitching really happen or is everyone who experience it just bat shit crazy.
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reality rejects

A show people who can't cut it on any other show should try out for.
Dude, I think they're auditioning for Reality Rejects - maybe you'd have a shot there with those horrible dance moves...
by Jance23 December 5, 2007
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Reality Stone

The red stone in Avengers that allows the user to control the reality of their surroundings whenever they want.
Reality is often disappointing, but now it can be whatever I want using the reality stone.
by YourMomNoob September 29, 2019
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