Florence

An extremely sweet and loving girl. Besides the fact that her extreme beauty and smoking hot body makes all other girls seem mediocre, her humor is the best in the world. She can make tears of laughter roll down any persons face. Her timing is unique and it's almost unbelievable how fast she can come up with a joke. She is extremely loyal and will always stand up for the people she loves, even if they don't deserve it. She is misunderstood a lot of times, but that is her way of protecting herself to make sure you won't get the chance to screw her over. Once you take just a little time to get to know her, you will understand immediately that she is definitely a keeper. Anyone who ever let her go, or mistreated her is the biggest fool in the world and should find the nearest bridge to jump off of (make sure it's a high one). If you'll ever be as lucky to find a Florence in your life, make sure you hold on to her, you'll never regret it!

Person A: I met this girl, she's amazing
Person B: you say that every time...
Person A: Her name is Florence
Person B: Get the fuck outta here! You hit the jackpot!

Kelly: She is so funny, she had me in tears!
Carmen: How does she come up with this shit!
Ines: Pointing out the obvious. She is Florence, she cannot not be funny.

by Memberlove September 29, 2014

Floration

referring to the blooming flowers of any type of flower producing plant

The floration of the cherry trees in Washington D.C. is one of the most spectacular and beautiful things I have ever seen.

by Adomas McPhearson January 28, 2012

florbnitz

What used to be called "Love" before it became too overused.

Love is cliche. I florbnitz you darling.

by Xanxamooth June 16, 2008

floral crown

When a man is getting titty fucked or a blowjob, and at the last moment pulls out and cums all over the woman's forehead and hair. Similar to a pearl necklace but above the eyes instead of below the chin.

After the concert, I took that hippy chick back to my room, totally gave her a floral crown!

by Goldeneye0716 June 4, 2016

Floral Wallpaper

When your having sex in a flower patch or any area with high amounts of greenery and your girls back gets covered with sweaty, sticky remenants of the vegetation.

"Did Kim and Eric just have sex?"

"Oh yeah, I could spot that floral wallpaper from a mile away!"

by PancakeDinner January 18, 2017

Florence hill

Someone who likes nature meaning they like being outside, no matter the weather. No one can make them go inside

Oh look there’s Florence hill outside

by Amb am November 18, 2019

florencepughsrealhusband

They are very much bae. i love them :) They deserve all their followers coz they make the best content. They are flo's real husband argue with a wall. lots of love 😤 ~ Kieran/Katessplithead

Florencepughsrealhusband is the best.

by Tomhollandsrealhusband September 4, 2021