Crisp

Crisp is a phrase to describe a generally crispy person, who sparks up the conversation with sparkling banter

"She's such a Crisp!"

by The Staßfort May 14, 2018

Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

Something came up with the crisp

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Crisp

When the vibe feels forced, emotionally dim or literally dim yellow lighting.

Or bright warehouse LED lighting where you can see you and everyone else’s entire face at such a deep level.

Distasteful action
Overall: when someone’s/somethings gotta clipped / forced energy / look / vibe / character

When a noise or song has a satisfying delivery

Raven: this yellow lighting is making me feel dehydrated when I’m not

Talia: that is crisp

Raven: *toes near talias face*
Talia: …*silently screaming outloud* youre …criissppp.

Talia: Walmart everything looks crisp

Raven: don’t look at me when we’re in Walmart

*sick boom chuggy bass line*

Talia: that’s sounded so good it was crisp to a t.

by Robinhoodparty November 4, 2023

Something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry guys. I can’t come out, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Tomato Crisp

When a person, usually white is always getting sun burned.

She's the tomato crisp of the group

by anonymous537 March 12, 2019

Crisp

When the temperature is very hot. Commonly used in southeastern Virginia.

Ex: “Hell nah it’s crisp outside I’m not going”

by V-A July 23, 2021