ahmed 🌹

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!
by alicantsleep March 16, 2024
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om ahmed

a woman who is tired of your shit .
respect her maaan.
basically she cleans your whole house.
and I personally RESPEEECCCT hee
"OMG have you seen om ahmeds Sheb Sheb ive been trying to find it so I could hide it so she doesn't touch me."
by om nagafa June 01, 2019
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Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm
person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:
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Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm
person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:
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Ahmed Adel

A kid who has extreme farting problems, and has big teeth. He stinks at football and is a squirrel. He is short and runs on all fours.
Ahmed Adel: Falls down
Joseph: AHMED ADEL!!!
Adam: OH MY GOD
by Rico78887 April 21, 2019
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Sami Ahmed

Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.
boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "
by h.thebiguy February 12, 2024
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Il jins ahmed

Il jins ahmed: A Gawad

This word is used to insult men, and it basically means that someone is a “pimp”. It doesn’t matter what the argument is about, when someone calls you a pimp in Arabic it’s one of the most insulting things to be called.
by Sergany hater November 16, 2020
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