mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues

guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

cocket socket

A: The act of stick the penis into a socket; commonly an outlet in a wall.

Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.

B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)

A: The man committed Cocket Socket and was rushed to the ER in a state of shock.

B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023

Syrup socket

Canadian glory hole

Dave's jaws were tired after working an 8 hour shift in the syrup socket.

by Salad bar's Wolves September 7, 2018

socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

Ha, you just got socket wrenched

by Wish I drove a smaller car February 4, 2008

The European plug socket

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.

Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!

by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023

Socket punch

The act of punching ones female partner directly in the vagina

After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!

by MikeyG23 September 16, 2020