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National Quan Day

Quan's birthday

everybody will get free trackhawks and hellcats
"Yo you heard about National Quan Day? Everybody getting trackhawks n shi"
by Odottgzz January 18, 2024
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National Bucket Hat Day

Today is September 9th, that means its national bucket hat day! Wear your favorite bucket hat
Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.
by September Seventh September 8, 2021
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Closure Day

The Sunday of "The Big Game" a week before Valentines Day.
Other than working, if the woman you're dating isn't available on this day (Red Flag) you ask her for a date night on Valentines Day. If she agrees you can move forward but if she isn't available then either you know exactly where you stand.
In healthy relationship both of these days are are typically spent together.
You can confidently move on and stop being a meal ticket when it's likely using you.
It shouldn't be perceived as a sad day but instead a productive day to know where you stand in regards to dating her.
I haven't even thought about her once since Closure Day.
by CSRAmike February 9, 2025
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Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true
by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021
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Meat Day

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.
Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"
by Meat Day March 9, 2020
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National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
by ibeslangin February 2, 2021
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Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards
by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019
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