Closure Day

The Sunday of "The Big Game" a week before Valentines Day.
Other than working, if the woman you're dating isn't available on this day (Red Flag) you ask her for a date night on Valentines Day. If she agrees you can move forward but if she isn't available then either you know exactly where you stand.
In healthy relationship both of these days are are typically spent together.
You can confidently move on and stop being a meal ticket when it's likely using you.
It shouldn't be perceived as a sad day but instead a productive day to know where you stand in regards to dating her.

I haven't even thought about her once since Closure Day.

by CSRAmike February 9, 2025

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National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

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Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

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Peblo Day

November 12 was the day when the ship between Pedro Sánchez and Pablo Iglesias (two spanish politicians) became real. So it's Peblo Day and you should ship it!

Person 1: I'm sad because yesterday, Albert Rivera resigned from his position and we won't have more of his memes.

Person 2: But you can't be sad, because today is Peblo Day

by aguantepeblo November 12, 2019

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dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

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