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National geebag day

9th of July is a day of celebration for all the geebags out there
Peter:do ye know what you are
Suzanna:what am I
Peter:a right geebag

Suzanna:oh my goodness

Peter:happy national geebag day
by Kavanator July 8, 2022
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National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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100 days

100 Days when you spend 100 day doing something. Except don’t put it anywhere on YouTube because Luke the notable will strike you
Person 1-“hey did you hear about how Luke the notable put a patent on the words 100 days?”
Person 2-“yes I heard, yes such a twat!”
by Fuck pewdipie April 27, 2021
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National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
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National Kiss Day

A day on August 16 where anyone can kiss whoever they like without making it a big deal . No attachments
Troy: it’s August 16th , I think I’m gonna kiss kelsie

Austin: yeaaa do it , it is national kiss day so go for it
by assholebreakfast👽 August 15, 2019
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National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty
Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.
by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024
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National Give Ellie £20 Day

30th July is National Give Ellie £20 Day.
Hey it’s National Give Ellie £20 Day! You’re called Ellie right? Here’s £20
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