by honeymustardgoat July 13, 2022

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!
by anonymous January 9, 2022

A clear day or clean complexion.
(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
by pureownage54 December 21, 2008
