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honeymustard goat

Honeymustard Goat is a pronoun used when sexually attracted to goats bathed in honey mustard
I'm a Honeymustard Goat and I'm proud
by honeymustardgoat July 13, 2022
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Goat

ME
by FurryFucker445 August 10, 2023
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goated

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!
by anonymous January 9, 2022
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Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument
Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.
by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015
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The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019
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Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
by pureownage54 December 21, 2008
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