a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.
"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
by Hope Snow February 21, 2009
Get the [Hand to Pocket disease]mug. When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022
Get the Hot Pockets and Cuddlesmug. Or just "back pocket".
(Derogatory)
1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.
2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.
Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
(Derogatory)
1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.
2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.
Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.
- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017
Get the back pocket guymug. When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 1, 2022
Get the hot pocket punchmug. A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.
by cheddarbob October 7, 2020
Get the Italian pocket pussymug. Pocket pum pum is when you want a girls pum pum but you cant have the girls pum so you take the girl pum pum and put the pum pum in your pocket and save the pum pum for later which is why they call it pocket pum pum
by mspocketpumpum November 26, 2021
Get the pocket pum pummug. by NortyAllan May 12, 2016
Get the t-shirt pocketmug.