Toilet Time

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.

"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."

by Pvt Duct Tape November 18, 2009

Dime Time

When you take your time getting ready and you know you look like a dime and then you go out and then it's officially DIME TIME!

boy: " DAMN GIRL! you look good where you going tonight?"
girl: " It's DIME TIME duh. "

*see's hot girls just walk in the club*
boy1: damn she's a ten.
boy2: It's dime time.

by $avannah. July 31, 2011

metric time

A system of telling time where there are 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 10 hours in a day, which makes a 100 000 second day. This is different than the current Imperial system of telling time where there are 86 400 seconds in a day. There are currently no countries that use metric time, but that is likely to change.

person 1:Hey what time is it?
person 2:Oh, in metric time it's 5:94
person 1:wtf?!

by Edmoil December 10, 2008

hell of a time

1.when you feel so good you barf all over your dad
2.or somebody else

"i had a hell of a time"
"yah but you got a spanky from your dad!"

by Tunabros October 7, 2016

Nipple time

The act of two people squeeze each other's nipples for both sexual pleasure and fun. And squeezes until blood pops out. Then proceeds to lick each other's nipples, licking the blood off.

Hey bro, I just saw mark and his brother Jeffery having some nipple time in the bathroom.

by Ape man April 6, 2017

Facebook Time

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime

Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."

by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010

Flush Time

The time at night when it's no longer safe to make noise in case you don't want to wake anyone up

"I had to take a piss but it was after flush time so I couldn't flush"
"I wanted to get a midnight snack but I couldn't hear up anything in the microwave because it was after flush time

by ZCN June 15, 2015