the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 20, 2025
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Things Just Got Out of Hand

A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.
Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?

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You got Mickey Mouse?

When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang
Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”

Starling: “what??!”

Person A: “Mickey mouse

Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”
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Very simply put, it means that this individual has no money.
Yo I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!
That’s sad dude........ You can have my 20. But then I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!
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Got Matt?

When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles
Hey bro can you take me to get something?

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Got Mileyed

When someone cancels or pulls the plug on something (date, appointment, project, etc) at the last minute. In honor of Miley Cyrus canceling her Charlotte, NC concert just 30 minutes before it was supposed to start.
I got mileyed by my boss today. I've been working on this project for months.
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