[Hand to Pocket disease]

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.

"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"

by Hope Snow February 21, 2009

Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube

That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket

by gfjb December 28, 2015

Detroit Hot Pocket

The act of taking the stuffing out of a hot pocket, filling it with feces, and feeding it to someone.

Ben cheated on me so I gave him a Detroit Hot Pocket

by Randompseudonym February 17, 2022

Alabama Hot Pocket

When I man poops in the vagina then fucks it.

Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!

Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.

by morgzytsucks July 12, 2021

Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020

Louisiana Lean Pocket

When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.

I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!

by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

t-shirt pocket

Someone who wears a t-shirt that has a sewn on pocket.

Commonly associated with queer individuals.

'That guy has a t-shirt pocket on his t-shirt'
'What a faggot.'

by NortyAllan May 12, 2016