23 February

National cocktail day

We get drunk in cocktails 23 February, cause its national cocktail day!!!

Or Else you are weak and a rat

by Slasksupporter February 21, 2024

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

13 February

The people that are born on this day are most likely to be uwu (soft) girls/boys

"Hey did you see that soft girl over there?"

"Ow yea she was born on 13 February"

"Ow that explains"

by Bitchiegirl January 9, 2022