Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.
by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026
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Example A:
"Man dimmed the lights, queued the playlist, lit a candle… and was done before the second song hit the chorus. That’s a Dirty Chravis production."
Example B:
"He said, ‘You’re not ready for this.’
Turns out… neither was he."
"Man dimmed the lights, queued the playlist, lit a candle… and was done before the second song hit the chorus. That’s a Dirty Chravis production."
Example B:
"He said, ‘You’re not ready for this.’
Turns out… neither was he."
by Chravy P February 14, 2026
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