Turtles

Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.

Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia

by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023

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Get the Turtlesmug.

dancing turtle

Axoltol minecraft

that dancing turtle is very not ok

by turtlemangirlbye November 5, 2021

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Get the dancing turtlemug.

turtling

to annoy.

She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.

by 4baf November 9, 2010

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Get the turtlingmug.

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.

“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”

by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020

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