Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

Five Nights in Anime

I've never played it, but it is a horny version of Five Nights at Freddy's and Mairusu Paua made it in 2015. Other FNAF fangames contain pornography, such as Fap Nights at Frenni's (don't ask me how I know that), a game set in a nightclub instead of a pizzeria.

Person 1: Have you played Five Nights in Anime yet?
Person 2: Have you?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: *grabs holy water*

by Doors. November 28, 2022

Five Head

When someone's fourhead is so big you could write an Essay on it.

You have a five head

by Dodo November 28, 2016

She be chewin on my five till we gum

She be chewin on my five till we gum

"She be chewin on my five till we gum"

by She be chewin on my five till May 13, 2024

please deposit five coins

the annoying ass phrase that rockstar freddy says cuz he wants all your fucking fazcoins

rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*

by Dee Afton December 23, 2023

Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach

Five nights at freddys sb (fnaf 9)

IS the most buggy game ever
therefore is bad

dude: bro wanna play fnaf sb
you: no its the most buggy bad ever
you: Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach is buggy

by nexusmoki January 23, 2023

habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.

“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”

by ShellyD June 30, 2023