by Ananas95brekung November 8, 2020
Get the Choke a girl and kiss her day mug.On 19th of November, You will be blessed with the permission to explode one woman, with a napalm bomb, or a tub of mustard gas,
by ruborman November 13, 2021
Get the Explode A Woman Day mug.Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
Get the National Testicle Eating day mug.April 7th is International Deathclaw Appreciation day, where you are obligated to appreciate the existence of the amazing deathclaw.
Person A: did you hear? today is International Deathclaw Appreciation day!
Person B: oh wow! i should boot up Fallout again, its been a while...
Person B: oh wow! i should boot up Fallout again, its been a while...
by Andromeda517 February 7, 2023
Get the International Deathclaw Appreciation day mug.officially, National Booty-Pic Day is celebrated on October 5th. On this day shall you send a booty-pic to your bf/gf or your crush!
by Skinny Peen October 5, 2019
Get the National Booty-Pic Day mug.Est. May 1st. They day where everyone named Abby must pay their yearly tax for being named Abby and show what they got to a person they admire.
by Greg761 April 28, 2023
Get the National Abby Sends Nudes Day mug.Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯
by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019
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