National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

national lisha rae day

national lisha rae day is a day where we celebrate lisha rae and listen to her music

everyday is national lisha rae day

by yourememberthattttt October 4, 2024

amber day

may 8th is amber day. celebrate by buying her a bar of chocolate.

happy amber day

by jwan abdulwahid May 7, 2021

International ignore Lewis day

Ignore everyone named lewis at all possible costs (30th march)

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”

by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

Thurs-Day

The Day that T & I get to meet up again. It feel like it’s never going to arrive but when it does... all is well in the world x

Jesus Christ... isn’t it Thurs-Day yet? Man, this is taking forever!

by Gee.Dee.0.1 December 2, 2019

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019