fuck a bear day

A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.

July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?

by Bungoid July 20, 2022

The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.

Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?

by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022

national dick pic day

national dick pic day
Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough
National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick

national dick pic day. was celebrated by everyone

by Cockshatt300 July 20, 2022

national boy bestfriend day!

national boy bestfriend day is on july 30th!

boy bestfriend: why are you hanging out with me so much?
you: because it’s national boy bestfriend day!!

by dooodoopeepeepoopoo July 21, 2022

Girl Best Friend Day!

national girl best friend day is august 1st!

“why are you hanging out with me so much”
“cause it’s national girl best friend day!!”

by dooodoopeepeepoopoo July 21, 2022

National Give Adrian Head Day

Nation Give Adrian Head Day (AKA GAHD) is every Sunday. It is every Sunday because that’s Jesus day and that’s a blessed day to get some throat. The reason National GAHD is every Sunday rather than one day of the year is because the abbreviation sounds like GAWD and that’s what Adrian will be shouting out the whole time. GAHD DAMN. GOT ME A MF THROAT GOAT 🐐

National Give Adrian Head Day
Ay babe, it’s Sunday 😏
*2 hours after negotiation*
GAHD DAMN!

by BIackTusk July 22, 2022

National Give Adrian Head Day

Nation Give Adrian Head Day (AKA GAHD) is every Sunday. It is every Sunday because that’s Jesus day and that’s a blessed day to get some throat. The reason National GAHD is every Sunday rather than one day of the year is because the abbreviation sounds like GAWD and that’s what Adrian will be shouting out the whole time. GAHD DAMN. GOT ME A MF THROAT GOAT 🐐

National Give Adrian Head Day
Ay babe, it’s Sunday 😏
*2 hours after negotiation*
GAHD DAMN!

by BIackTusk July 22, 2022