When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.
"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
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alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018
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“What?”
“I gonna plan a dirty plan.”
“What is it about?”
“We are gonna trip that kid!”
“Why that’s rude!”
“Who cares bro!”
“What?”
“I gonna plan a dirty plan.”
“What is it about?”
“We are gonna trip that kid!”
“Why that’s rude!”
“Who cares bro!”
by Ruler698VR cringe April 23, 2022
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