Biscuit

the ugliest cat that has graced the earth. He is built like the moon emoji and has the emotional range of a spoon.

"Hey Biscuit looks pretty busted today"..."Doesn't he always?"

by BiscuitHater April 26, 2021

biscuit

A girl that blows a lot of men like a vacuum cleaner.

She is the best biscuit around.

by JpNyc1 April 30, 2021

Biscuits

When music is bad

Person 1:*bad music comes on at party* damn this music sucks

Person 2: fr this song is straight biscuits

by Manicshitworm May 2, 2021

Spooky Biscuit

Turds left behind when a person sneaks into another person's bed and takes a dump under the blanket

I stayed at a friend's last night and woke to a horrible stench just to find I had rolled over onto spooky biscuits.

by GingerHoller June 6, 2021

Sweet Biscuit

A Sweet Biscuit is the whitest white boy you know. He will often try to argue that you are whiter but really hes still just a white light snowflake.

Tim: Youre a snowflake
Pink: Well atleast im not a Sweet Biscuit

by Pinkwolf May 13, 2021

Biscuit

An ugly, overweight, moonfaced, cat that belongs to ELA teachers.

"Wow Beletsky's cat is an abomination"..."Yeah, he sure is a Biscuit."

by BiscuitHater May 13, 2021

Biscuits Sike

He's the best guy itw.

Hey do you know biscuits sike from twitter?

Oh you mean that goated guy?

by Oh3435 May 22, 2021