A man who is in fact a different breed from us who spends his life saving people and being different
Jeremy: have you heard the news? A prison is being blown up
c00chie man: I’ll save you. Bc I’m different.
c00chie man: I’ll save you. Bc I’m different.
by c00chie queen October 15, 2020
Get the c00chie man mug.Noun: A theoretical point derived from men that is arbitrarily used by other men to delineate a man's approximate masculinity. It is awarded (or reprimanded) by characteristically manly actions or disregard of formality.
Man: <Opens fridge; drinks from carton>
Roommate: "Nice. Man point."
Achievement Unlocked: "The Man Point"
Roommate: "Nice. Man point."
Achievement Unlocked: "The Man Point"
by Man-Kyle August 26, 2013
Get the The Man Point mug.When you're at the gym and another guy starts staring at you like you would prefer women too. This usually progresses into a bromance filled with compliments such as.
"Bro, do you compete in fitness shows?"
"Wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how'd you get them?"
"Ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?"
"Bro, do you compete in fitness shows?"
"Wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how'd you get them?"
"Ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?"
I was at the gym getting a double at five hundred on deads and all they guys started man jocking.
When I put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. It was fulfilling.
When I put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. It was fulfilling.
by HasanAbulFez October 10, 2013
Get the man jock mug.A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012
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Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
I have a bad case of man agony.
Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.
Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.
by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012
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Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011
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by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011
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