The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"
by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016
Get the Internetmug. Internet mercenaries fight on the side of T-series against Pewdiepie in the war of Pewdiepie vs T-series.
by tshbg March 30, 2019
Get the internet mercenariesmug. The year is 2013. You hop on the internet to search for: “car game free”. And you click on a website called: “coolmathgames”. You instantly become addicted to the games on the website. Fast forward a couple years when you get your chrome books at school, then EVERYBODY starts playing coolmath. Schools banned the website, flash was eliminated, and you can’t play any flash games. Mini clip was a great one, but you soon realize that’s not working either. You go on your phone and search for a game to play. You download a game called “Roblox” and it starts all over again...
Zack: “Let’s play Duck Life at lunch!”
Dylan: “Why does it say it’s blocked?”
Courtney: “I wanna play Anagram Magic but I can’t find it anymore!”
Kaden: “Me neither, hey why does it say something about flash?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “Let’s play Jailbreak!”
Courtney: “What’s jailbreak? What game is that?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “remember coolmath on the flash internet?”
Kawaii_Courtneyyy: “LMAO what?..”
Dylan: “Why does it say it’s blocked?”
Courtney: “I wanna play Anagram Magic but I can’t find it anymore!”
Kaden: “Me neither, hey why does it say something about flash?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “Let’s play Jailbreak!”
Courtney: “What’s jailbreak? What game is that?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “remember coolmath on the flash internet?”
Kawaii_Courtneyyy: “LMAO what?..”
by clownssss May 6, 2022
Get the Flash Internetmug. An type of YouTuber that tries to get revenue due to human naivety on thinking there is a 'savior' or a 'punisher' on the internet.
Internet Anarchist: I think said YouTuber does unethical things.
Some other guy: But what about these screenshots?
Some other guy: But what about these screenshots?
by Agatthai May 10, 2024
Get the Internet Anarchistmug. by AndreStork October 3, 2021
Get the Internet Explorermug. by mongoslade223 March 13, 2019
Get the internet cashmug. A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"
Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
by Painitblack May 19, 2025
Get the Internet janitormug.