When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016
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• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.
• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.
by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020
Get the Turtle biscuit mug.n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.
by an unwilling turtle December 8, 2011
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by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009
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Get the Turtle Smasher mug.An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.
What'd you get into last night Jake?
I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.
I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.
by Thegigginator March 26, 2017
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